HOW I'M SPENDING MY TIME

Met an old listener when I was out the other afternoon and he wanted to know how I've been spending my time off while I sit out this non-compete period of my old CBS contract. It occurred to me this question keeps coming up in run-ins or emails, etc., so I thought I'd address it here and tell you what I told that guy. So there I was, sittin' on this bar stool watchin' the 12 o'clock news, talkin' like a damn fool, OH! and by the way I watched a lot of tv those first few months but by now I'd given up hope on those afternoon soaps and a bottle of cold brew. So I say to the guy, "Is it any wonder I'm not crazy? Is it any wonder I'm sane at all?"

Thing of it is is I'm so tired of losing and it feels like I've got nothing to do and all day to do it. Sometimes I go out for a drive, you know, out for a cruise, but I've no place to go and all day to get there. Is it any wonder I'm not a criminal? Is it any wonder I'm not in jail? Is it any wonder I've got too much time on my hands, it's ticking away with my sanity. I've got too much time on my hands. Hard to believe such a calamity. I've got too much time on my hands and it's ticking away from me.

Well, I'm a jet fuel genius, I can solve the world's problems without even trying. I have dozens of friends and the fun never ends...that is as long as I'm buyin'. Is it any wonder I'm not the president? Is it any wonder I'm null and void? Is it any wonder I've got too much time on my hands. It's ticking away at my sanity. I've got too much time on my hands, it's hard to believe such a calamity. I've got too much time on my hands and it's ticking away from me.

Too much time on my hands. Too much time on my hands. Too much time on my hands.

And there you have it...how I'm spending my time.