YOU KNOW BEAVER'S GONNA BE A DAD, NOW HERE'S A RUDY UPDATE...

Rudy got in touch with me a few days ago to tell me how he almost died. He wasn't kidding. He was taking some anti-biotic he'd never taken before, and ten minutes after taking it he had a bad reaction. Now tell me if this is typical Rudy...
He starts itching everywhere, he looks down and sees white pus filled lumps all over him, then red hives break out between those. Then his heart starts racing ridiculously fast, and his breathing is tightening up on him. Now if you're a normal person and you have a sister who's a doctor and brother-in-law who's a doctor, or if you've ever heard of an e.r., you seek medical attention immediately. But if you're Rudy, you decide you're going to lay down and sleep it off. So he lays down, and within minutes his heart is going even faster, talking beyond safe maximum heart rate for the toughest of workouts kind of fast. So what do you do if you're Rudy at this point? You think about how alcohol is a depressant, so you get out of bed and do a shot. He didn't tell me what he did a shot of...I'm guessing Jaeger...but yeah, he did a shot and went back to bed. Five hours later having given Heath Ledger a run for his money, he wakes up with fewer hives and a less deadly heart beat, and now he's fine. But still.

And just a reminder I'll be away from this blog for most of March so please don't assume anything bad. Talk to you guys soon.